Joke

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?

WIFE: At home love.

HUSBAND: Are you sure?

WIFE: Yes.

WIFE: (turns blender on) *reeereeeereeee*

HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.

>Another day<

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?

WIFE: At home love

HUSBAND: Are you sure?

WIFE: Yes

HUSBAND: Turn on the blender

WIFE: (turns blender on) *reeereeeereeee*

HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye

The next day, the husband decides to go home without
notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son
:where is your mother?

SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender abou 2 hours ago!