JUST FOR LAUGHS

A woman was caught fishing at a dam
in a
prohibited area. The guard said "You
are under
arrest for fishing in a prohibited
area." The woman
said, "NO I AM NOT FISHING I AM
JUST RESTING." The
guard said BUT YOU HAVE THE
FISHING EQUIPMENT.
The woman said IF YOU TOUCH ME I
WILL REPORT THAT YOU HAVE RAPED
ME. The guard replied BUT
YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT DONE THAT.
The woman
replied: "BUT YOU HAVE THE RAPING
EQUIPMENT."