Little
Johnny climbs onto Santa’s lap at the department store. Santa says,
"I’ll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger
he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S." The
little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys." Santa tries again,
tapping Johnny’s nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again, Johnny
says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well, what would you like for
Christmas?" Santa asks. Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y. And don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it
on your finger!"
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