A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to
speak with the bank president to open an account because, "It's a lot of money!" The
reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president then asked her
how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash
on his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash,
so he asked her, "Ma'am, where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I
make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman
said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!"
laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The
old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the
president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The old lady said, "Okay,
but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That
night, he was very nervous about the bet and often checked his balls in the mirror.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her
lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and
repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president
agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could
all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and
then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the
lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president said, "What
wrong with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at
10:00 am today, I'd have the Bank president's balls in my hand!"
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