Things not to say during S*X.. !!

    I have to poop.
    Smile for the camera.
    Get off me, I will do it myself.
    This is your first time.. right ??
    You're almost as good as my Ex..!!
    When is this supposed to feel good ?
    I thought YOU had the keys to handcuffs??!!
    I was so horny tonight, I would have take a sheep home.
    Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
    Hey!! My friends were right, You are good !!
    One second thought, lets turn the lights off.
    I am sobering up and you are getting ugly.
    But everybody looks funny Naked!!
    Do I have to pay for this ?
    No !! you are too fat to be on top, You'd kill me.
    Actually, your sister "likes" it like this.
    What's your name again ??
    Hold on, let me change the channel.
    Its nice having in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.