An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday.
He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her clothes before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, cause you've got the ugliest assets I've ever seen."
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her clothes before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, cause you've got the ugliest assets I've ever seen."
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