Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are totally energized
about their choice to get hitched. They take a walk around examine the
wedding, and on the manner in which they pass a scientific experts. Jacob proposes they go in.
Jacob tends to the man behind the counter: "Would you say you are the proprietor?"
The physicist replies, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're going to get hitched. Do you sell heart medicine?"
Scientist: "obviously we do."
Jacob: "Medication for stiffness?"
Scientist: "Certainly."
Jacob: "Medication for memory issues, joint pain, and Alzheimer's?"
Scientist: "Indeed, a huge assortment. The works."
Jacob: "Shouldn't something be said about nutrients, dozing pills, Geritol, counteractants for
Parkinson's infection?"
Scientist: "Totally.."
Jacob: "Everything for acid reflux and heartburn?"
Scientist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and sticks?"
Scientist: "All velocities and sizes."
Jacob: "all things considered, we might want to involve this store for
our wedding presents list."
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