Once upon a time, there was a golfer who had a terrible memory. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember which club he had just used. One day, he was playing with his friend and they reached a difficult par 3 hole. The golfer took out his 9-iron and prepared to tee off. He swung the club with all his might, but the ball went flying in the wrong direction and landed in a nearby pond. His friend laughed and said, "Wow, that was an impressive shot... for a fish! Are you sure you used the right club?" The golfer scratched his head and replied, "Hmm, maybe you're right. Let me try again." So, he reached into his golf bag, pulled out another club, and teed up once more. He swung with determination, but this time, the ball sailed over the green and into a sand trap. His friend chuckled and said, "Nice shot! But I think you're confusing golf with beach volleyball. Perhaps a different club would work better?" Feeling a bit frustrated, the golfer muttered to himself, "I can't keep track of these clubs! I wish there was an easier way." His friend had an idea and said, "Why don't you write the names of the clubs on your hand? That way, you won't forget which one to use!" The golfer nodded and thought it was a brilliant idea. The next day, he arrived at the golf course with all the clubs in his bag and the names of each one written on his hand. His friend asked, "Did you remember to write them down correctly?" The golfer smirked and replied, "Well, almost... I wrote 'putter' on my hand, but when I looked down, all I saw was 'butter.' So, naturally, I used the butter to tee off." Both of them burst into laughter, imagining the golfer's confusion as he swung a stick of butter instead of a club. Remember, it's all about having fun on the golf course, even if your memory is a bit... hole-y!
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