Bet With A Blonde

Jim walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at t…

The Same Thing

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almos…

A Knock At The Door

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the d…

Woman Sells A Porsche For Next To Nothing. You’re Going To Love Her Explanation Why

Be Careful What You Wish For

Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, gi…

Date Night

The Neighborhood Postman Was Retiring After 25 Years Of Service And Gets The Best Retirement Present EVER!

Washing Our Hair

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and…

A Boy Asks His Father For Help With A School Assignment On Politics. Wait Until You See What He Learned!

Meals On Wheels

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You…

The Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He aw…

The Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was …

Our Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this abso…

She Figured Out How To Stop Her Husband From Farting In His Sleep. This Is Great

A Guy Applies For A Government Job. He Gets Hired But Then They Tell Him This.

Barbershop

A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This i…

Four Little Animals

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"  A little girl…

This Man Was Having The Worst Day Of His Life. Then This Happened.

The Loan

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She…

Bet With A Blonde

Jim walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at t…