Men
Close Shave
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentio…
Men
Last Words
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation where t…
women
Married in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal c…
women
Room With A View
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was al…
women
Turn The Other Cheek
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severel…
women
A Special Ring
A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida, walked into a jew…
women
Its Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts…
women
Difference Between Men and Women.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item th…
Men
Joe Dimaggio
A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the cou…
women
Hello
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems wi…
women
Crabs on a Plane
A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and handed the…
women
Mike
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - …
women
Exact Age
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.…
Stupid People
The Difference Between Slow And Stop
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. Of c…
women
Bet With A Blonde
Jim walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at t…
Men
How To Treat A Sunburn
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, spe…
women
The Only Pharmacist
A young, good looking cowboy walked into a drug store in Montana and asked to …
Money
Be Careful What You Wish For
Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, gi…
