A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now
and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath.
Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $50 bills
falling Out of that bag.”
“Oh, rats! Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..”
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that
money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my yard is right next to the
baseball stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through a hole in the fence, right into my garden. It used to really
annoy me and kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not
make the most of it?’ So, now, on game days, I stand behind the
fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my shears. Every time some
guy sticks his dingus through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of
it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $50, or I cut off your Johnson!”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well, you know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays”
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