A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day,
there’s a knock on the door and
there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and
a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads,
“If you can catch me, you can
have me.”
Without a second thought, he
takes off after her. A few miles
later puffing and puffing, he
finally gives up. The same girl
shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If
you catch me you can have me”. Well, he’s out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for
the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/25kg program. “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone.
“This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good
in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads,
“If I catch you, you are mine.”
He lost 33 kilos that week.
there’s a knock on the door and
there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and
a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads,
“If you can catch me, you can
have me.”
Without a second thought, he
takes off after her. A few miles
later puffing and puffing, he
finally gives up. The same girl
shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If
you catch me you can have me”. Well, he’s out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for
the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/25kg program. “Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone.
“This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good
in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads,
“If I catch you, you are mine.”
He lost 33 kilos that week.
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