Got Any Grapes?
A duck walks into a bar. He hops up on a stool and asks a bartender "got any…
Irish Iced Coffee
Ingredients: 2 oz. strong cold-brew coffee 2 oz. stout (I prefer Guinness) 1½ oz…
Highway 129
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it…. Cop: “Miss,…
“Seeing Eye Dog”
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. …
Two Blondes Have An Idea
Two blonde guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust o…
Blonde Cooking
Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking... …
Keeping Pure
A guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regu…
Free Drinks!
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman…
Wake up Boys!
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in Titanic died for l…
Repeat and Repeat and Repeat...
A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The mai…
The Empty Seat!
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His e…
Joke
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had …
Naughty kid .. !!
Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning And Asked His Grandma. Little John…
KISS
At a dinner party, husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker, hi…
Polishing Apples!
A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money. The old guy said: S…
The Accountant
It was getting late one Friday evening and Linda was starting to get worried abo…
Worlds Proudest Dad!
Four guys are sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the …
A Trip To The Bank!
A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to…
The Desperate Oldie
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He ta…
Singapore Airlines
Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Sing…
Jack & Jill
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, “W…
The Honest Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at…
Flashing Traffic Camera
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that…
Only In America
Only In America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than …
Little Johnny Farts in Class
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and …
Grandma's Home
When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older wom…
Stupid Husband!
Saturday morning I got up very early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,…
Corruption Case
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attac…
The Rich Lawyer with Problems
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received …
Joke
Problem on the Farm
A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After …
Joke
Australian Vs Englishman
On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was beratin…
Bikers Prayer
Bikers Prayer Biker angel be my guide As I climb upon my scoot to ride Let you…
Barber Shop
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can…
DEVIL IN THE CHURCH
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone st…
Its dark in here.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts he…
I want a puppy!
A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come acro…
A Pirate's Story
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't s…
The Magical Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun......She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY…
Joke >>>> An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Cla…
Joke
Pearly Gates
THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND WERE MET BY SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES. &#…
What were you thinking?
THE TRUTH ABOUT VASELINE… A man doing market research for the Vaseline Comp…
