Kermit Jagger

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patr…

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How to Solve A Mid-Life Crisis

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day a…

The Difference Between Slow And Stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. Of c…

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The Divorce

A man appears before a divorce court judge one day, asking for divorce. The …

Bet With A Blonde

Jim walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at t…